I’m seriously considering quitting my current job and taking up a position as a rapper. I think I’d be great, I have the ‘tude, the slammin’ body and my very own lingo.
I neeeeeeed to be Snoop Dogg. I’d be Snoop Kitten.
In other news, my sister got married, I realised I can’t wear high heels, I got us all lost with the help of Google maps and my hair is rapidly heading towards mullet-express.
I’ll post pictures at some other point…